- Peter Dellasandro: Let's something straight here Eric, I created you, I invented your past. You took what I created... and turned it into this 'Debt Collector' bullshit!
- Eric Carney: That's because 'The Bodyguard' wasn't working out.
- Peter Dellasandro: Bullshit! Every week you had to save the live of a celebrity. Why do you think we had Gary Coleman, doing 'Different Strokes' out here, he was a great kid!
- Eric Carney: Exactly, who'd wanna kill him?
- Peter Dellasandro: EVERYBODY!
- Peter Dellasandro: What, are you kidding me? We're Australian! We're goin' over there to get the money back, and we're going to drink all his booze while we're at it!
- Peter Dellasandro: What, are you kidding me? We're Australian! Skase is throwing a party, right? We're goin' over there to get all the money back, and we're gonna drink all his booze while we're at it!
