Jason Lee credited as playing...
Brian Shelby
- Brian: You can do whatever you want with your life, but one day you'll know what love truly is. It's the sour and the sweet. And I know sour, which allows me to appreciate the sweet.
- David: I wasn't hitting on Sophia.
- Brian: Oh, fine. Whatever you say. I'm crazy. I'm blind.
- David: You're not blind, you're drinking Jack Daniels, and when you drink Jack you start in with that, "Frank Sinatra, she shot me down, give me a cigarette, King of Sad" thing.
- Brian: That I do. Give me a cigarette.
- David: I'll find one.
- Brian: But wait. You're rich and women love you, and I'm from Ohio and I'm drunk. Can I tell you the truth?
- David: Everybody does.
- Brian: I dig her. And I've never said this to you before about any girl, but she could be - could be, could be, could be - the girl of my fucking dreams.
- David: You're not from Ohio.
- Brian: I know. But if she fucks up our friendship, she can go to hell. I won't allow it. We are bros.
- David: I feel the same way.
- Brian: Sure you do.
