Edward Asner credited as playing...
Mr. Leonard
- [Mr. Clipboard frantically walks in the supermarket]
- Mr. Leonard: May I help you?
- Mr. Clipboard: You must me Leonard, the manager. I'm your new Brand X representative.
- Mr. Leonard: I wasn't expecting any new products.
- Mr. Clipboard: A corporate picked your store to test the new Brand X detergent! With elixir...
- Mr. Leonard: Brand X son? Never heard of it?
- Mr. Clipboard: Give us one week! Your cu-cu-cu...
- [Clipboard slaps himself with his clipboard]
- Mr. Clipboard: -customers, won't know how they live without Brand X!
- Mr. Leonard: E-ev-everything is so nice the way it is, and we don't have space.
- Mr. Clipboard: Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho, I'll make space.
- Mr. Clipboard: [makes frantic noises]
- Mr. Clipboard: Wait until you get a *whiff* of our Brand X elixir, it's practically addicting!
- [throws a bag of chips, then stomps on it]
- Mr. Leonard: That was a perfectly good bag of chips!
- Mr. Clipboard: Survival of the fittest, Leonard!
- [Leonard looks at bag of chips]
- Mr. Leonard: Never opened, never enjoyed.
- Mr. Leonard: That was a perfectly good bag of chips!
- Mr. Clipboard: Survival of the fittest, Leonard!
- Mr. Leonard: Never opened. Never enjoyed.
- [first lines]
- Sweet Older Lady: Good night, Mr. Leonard. Don't work too late, now.
- Mr. Leonard: Just closing up. Nothing much happens around here after dark.
