Robert Schwartzman credited as playing...
Michael Moscovitz
- Lilly: Michael, don't always think you could get a ride with us and...
- [sees Mia's new look]
- Lilly: Oy. Who destroyed you?
- Mia: Oh. You-you think it looks that bad?
- Lilly: You look ridiculous. You should sue.
- Mia: Well um... I know it's a little straighter and shorter and...
- Lilly: Weirder!
- [Get's in limo]
- Michael: An attractive weirder.
- Lilly: No, it's not attractive!
- Joe: Seat belts, please.
- Lilly: What I really can't understand is that you ditched me again yesterday when I really needed your help at the greenpeace petition.
- [picks up bag]
- Lilly: These bags! You HAVE one of these bags? You know, we could hock that and feed a whole third world country!
- [Looks at Michael]
- Lilly: Am I right?
- Michael: No.
- Joe: If there are no more passengers, I think we should close the door.
- Pizza Delivery Man: Here you go. It's already paid for.
- Michael: Oh, I didn't order a pizza.
- Pizza Delivery Man: Oh no, you must have. Unless there's another Michael Moscovitz living here. We get a call, we deliver. That's our motto.
- Michael: You don't make the pizza...
- Pizza Delivery Man: No, no, I just deliver them.













