Jack Kehler credited as playing...
Leonard Ferroni
- Leonard: Look at this thing. He's the size of a Buick.
- Henry Desalvo: She.
- Leonard: She what?
- Henry Desalvo: The mosquito is a she.
- Leonard: How the hell can you tell that?
- Henry Desalvo: Discovery Channel. Only the female mosquito sucks your blood.
- Leonard: Sounds like my ex-wife. Bitch.
- Leonard: [during their second attempt to kill Arthur] What's happening?
- Henry Desalvo: Well, Moron #1 is tying up the family.
- Leonard: So take the shot.
- Henry Desalvo: I would, but Moron #2 just came back with a couple of Miami's Finest.
- Henry Desalvo: [notices Eliot in the kitchen] Hold on a second. We have a Die Hard situation developing in the kitchen.
- Leonard: What?
- Henry Desalvo: There's a guy there in the kitchen.
- Leonard: A guy? What's he doing?
- Henry Desalvo: Well, my guess is he's either gonna whack em' with a rolling pin or he's gonna bake em' a cake. I don't know. Could go either way with this crew.
- [sees Eliot grab Matt's water pistol]
- Henry Desalvo: Holy shit. Betty Crocker's got a squirt gun!
- Leonard: Let me look!
- Henry Desalvo: Forget about it. This is better than pay-per-view.
- [sees Eliot make the water pistol look like a real gun]
- Henry Desalvo: There goes the warranty, and here comes the Iron Chef.
- [At the airport, Leonard trips and a hunting rifle goes flying out of his golf bag. He and Henry freeze when they see FBI Agents Greer and Seitz, and Officer Romero standing there]
- Pat Greer: Your jurisdiction.
- [the FBI Agents leave. Monica stares and Henry and Leonard for a few seconds, then picks up the rifle, removes the bolt, and tosses the rifle back to the ground]
- Monica Romero: Gentlemen.
- [She leaves]
- Henry Desalvo: ...Well, Miami sucks. But the cops are kind of nice.
- Leonard: Got that right.
- Annoyed Sports Radio Host: I'm looking for one brave Gators fan to call, just one. Oh so Gators fans talk trash all the time but when they play a game and lose nobody has the guts to call in?
- Leonard: What are Gators?
- Henry Desalvo: Football. College.
- Confused Sports Radio Call In: I'm a Gators fan.
- Annoyed Sports Radio Host: And what do you have to say?
- Confused Sports Radio Call In: You said that Gators fans don't have the guts to call in.
- Annoyed Sports Radio Host: Your point?
- Confused Sports Radio Call In: My point is that I'm calling you now.
- Leonard: [notices Snake and Eddie escorting Arthur wearing dark-colored pantyhose on their head] Is that him?
- Henry Desalvo: I think we got Gator fans.
- [Henry and Leonard are stuck in the middle of a big traffic jam, just right before the Airport Road]
- Henry Desalvo: We're gonna miss our flight.
- Leonard: You see what the problem is?
- Henry Desalvo: I don't know. There's some kind of commotion up there. There might be something about it on the radio.
- Henry Desalvo: [back at his table] You go tell your employer it's gonna cost him another 10 G's apiece.
- His Boss: Okay. But we want this finished as soon as possible.
- Henry Desalvo: Well, believe me, we don't want to spend anymore time in this garden spot than we have to.
- Leonard: Got that right.
