Nancy Cartwright credited as playing...
Pistol Pete
- Pistol Pete: Here, Santa. You caught me unprepared, so all I could find were bagel chips and guacamole.
- Pistol Pete: Whoa, do it again, Daddy, do it again, that was really neat!
- Pete: That's it! FAMILY MEETING!
- [later, Pete is talking to his family]
- Pete: Every Christmas, that Goof's decorations wreck my house and suck up all the electricity. Well, I've had it! So drop your fruitcakes and pack your long johns! We're leaving town!
- Pistol Pete: [while Pete is decorating a small, ugly artificial tree] So how come we don't have a real tree? Huh, Daddy? Huh? Huh? Huh? I mean, I could smell the fresh pine.
- Pete: 'Cause, sugar plum, our neighbor has a real one, AND I DON'T WANT TO BE ANYTHING LIKE HIM! SEE?
