Ronnie Barker credited as playing...
Renaissance Man
- Modern Man: [while standing to the right of Renaissance Man, who is standing to the right of Medieval Man] I'm Modern Man. I look down on them because I am from a more advanced society.
- Renaissance Man: I am Renaissance man. I look up to him
- [looking towards Modern Man]
- Renaissance Man: because he is on average four inches taller then I am. But I look down on him
- [looking towards Medieval Man]
- Renaissance Man: because he is a smelly ignorant serf.
- Medieval Man: I'm Medieval man. I look up to them because I am a smelly, ignorant serf.
- Medieval Man: I hate the French because they beat us in 1066.
- Modern Man: I hate the French because they beat us in 1998.
- Renaissance Man: I just hate the French. I don't need a reason.
