Bernie Winters credited as playing...
Blue comedian
- Blue comedian: But these girls! Come on! I mean, I was at rehearsals today, and they come on and they wear these little pink bits and suspenders and... and... things like that. And a kind of music played, and they dance all over the place, and they shake, and they - they tape everything off, and they...
- [exclaims with unbounded joy]
- Blue comedian: It's all *sexy* and that, and it's nice, I suppose, if you love that sort of thing. I do! I do! I love that sort of thing. You know what a sex maniac has for breakfast?
- [spellbound audience listens breathlessly]
- Blue comedian: Well, I'll tell you. This morning I had eggs and bacon.
- Blue comedian: It's so good, this stripping. I - I - Basically, I've never seen anything like it in my life. As a matter, when I first started in, uh, show business, I - I saw an advert in a local paper called The Stage, you see. And, uh, it said they wanted a male - a male stripper, and to do photographs, and it was to pose in the nude wearing nothing but a fig leaf. So I went along there, and I went in, and I went on the stage, and a man said "Yes?" I said I'd come along to pose, and he said, "Well, get your gear off." He said "Why don't you just take everything off?" So I took all my clothes off and everything, and he stood there and he said "What is this?" and I said "You wanted me to pose in a fig leaf." And he looked at me and said "You'll go by with a tea leaf."
- [audience roars with laughter]
