Quotes

Hooves of Fire

Blitzen: If you have any problems, come and see me. If you don't have any problems, come and see me anyway and we'll celebrate your lack of problems.

Donner: Can you not speak to me because you love me... or because you just got trampled by a herd of reindeer?

Head Elf: What happened, Robbie?
Robbie: I got tired of sweeping, then I saw these bits of toys lying around, and I thought, I'll invent new toys. This is Sebastian Musclewhale.
Head Elf: Do whales have arms?
Robbie: Sebastian has three. He needs them to fight his archenemy... Octomonkey!

Blitzen: Let's trample him into dust, then throw the remains of the dust to the wolves, then blow up the wolves.
Prancer: You don't like him very much, don't you?
Blitzen: Not particularly, no.

Old Jingle: This is a much better spot for a house. I'd have to be raving mad to push it back up that hill.
[cut to Jingle pushing the house back up the mountain]
Old Jingle: One day, I will be too old to do this, but that day won't come for many...
[House slides back down, dragging Old Jingle underneath]

Vixen: Robbie, I know you love me and would do anything to please me. I don't want you to run in the steeple chase. There, that done, lets get on with our lives.
Robbie: Sorry, Vixen but I'm going to run. And try to win and everything.

Donner: I looked in the yellow pages under "Wise old mentors who can save the day." There was only one in the area.

Vixen: At least Robbie's dad got out of this frozen hole. He was a smart reindeer that Ru...
Blitzen: [covers her mouth with a hand] No, no, no, no. I will have that name said in my presence!
Donner: Are you talking about Ru...?
[Blitzen covers her mouth with the other hand]
Reindeer: A German name, wasn;t it? Uh, Ru...
[Blitzen covers his mouth with a hoof]
Prancer: I tell you what, it's a catchy song, I love it. A-one, a-two, Ru...
[Blitzen covers his mouth with the other hoof, causing himself to hang in midair in the middle of the other four reindeer]
Blitzen: [after falling down] Well, if I can't get him, I'll get his son. I will sleep until I have destroyed Robbie!

Blitzen: But don't worry. They won't blame you. They'll blame your dad for having you.

Robbie: I'm a rubbish reindeer. I'm even a rubbish elf. I'm worse than rubbish. If they tossed me in the rubbish bin, the other rubbish would say...
Rubbish: There goes the neighborhood.

Vixen: [as Robbie is blabbing incoherently, since he can't talk to her] Someone sent me flowers, Robbie. I know they were from you. Do you know why? Because they were cheap.
Robbie: [to Donner, after Vixen leaves] But it was all the money I had.

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