Johnny Weissmuller credited as playing...
Johnny Weissmuller
- Mary: [riding in the car as passengers] I suppose you wonder why we're hitchhiking.
- Johnny Weissmuller: Uh huh.
- Sally: You probably think it's because we didn't get in pictures.
- Johnny Weissmuller: Uh huh.
- Mary: We didn't even try.
- Sally: No. We went to Hollywood to see the stars.
- [turning to Johnny]
- Sally: Say, you know, you look just like Johnny Weissmuller.
- Johnny Weissmuller: Uh huh.
- Mary: You know, the guy who plays Tarzan - YEoOoOoOo!
- Sally: You have his eyes, and his nose...
- Mary: ...you got his car, too.
- Sally: [subtly] Gee, he must be generous.
- [Weissmuller pulls over as the women get out]
- Sally: Ya ever get to Kokomo, look us up.
- [they giggle]
- Sally: See ya in the movies, see ya in a tree!
- [Weissmuller drives away]
- Tom Neal - Announcer at Rodeo: And now, ladies and gentlemen, comes the feature event of the day: Mr. Johnny Weissmuller
- [the crowd cheers]
- Tom Neal - Announcer at Rodeo: is offering a cash prize of five hundred dollars to anyone who is able to ride his steer, Kokomo, once around the arena.
- Mary: Kokomo? That explains everything.
- Sally: Gee, if we could ride him and get that five hundred dollars, we could go back to Kokomo in a private car.
- Mary: Yeah, or maybe an ambulance.
- Tom Neal - Announcer at Rodeo: Anyone wishing to compete for the prize money, please step over to the chutes.
- Sally: Come on, quick.
- Mary: Where you going?
- Sally: [eagerly grabs Mary's hand and yanks her along] Pick daisies.
- Mary: Huh?
- Tom Neal - Announcer at Rodeo: And here comes the first young hopeful on Kokomo. Ride 'em, cowboy! Yahoo, yippee!
- [the man makes his attempt but unfortunately fails]
- Tom Neal - Announcer at Rodeo: Introducing the champion steer rider of all syeer riders, Arizona Joe, who will compete for the prize money on Kokomo. Hi-ho, Joe, let 'em go! Yo-ho, woah!
- [Joe makes his attempt but unfortunately fails as well and gets hurt while falling to the ground]
- Tom Neal - Announcer at Rodeo: Too bad, Joe; better luck next time.
- Sally: Look Mary, some poor fella got hurt.
- Mary: He must've had an accident.
- Sally: Yeah.
- Tom Neal - Announcer at Rodeo: Does anyone else want to take a chance for the prize money on Kokomo?
- Sally, Mary: We do!
- Johnny Weissmuller: [approvingly as he apparently recognizes the women] Uh huh.
- [last lines]
- Sally: See what we brought for you, Kokomo? Nice fresh flowers.
- Mary: You ride him, Sally.
- Sally: Oh-ho-ho, no; you're the one he's crazy about.
- Mary: Well alright, I'll get on, but you turn him around and be headin' for the prize money.
- Sally: Ok.
- Tom Neal - Announcer at Rodeo: Just a couple of Kokomo campfire girls out to bring home the bacon.
- [focusing on Mary as she nervously mounts Kokomo]
- Tom Neal - Announcer at Rodeo: One for the money,
- [focusing on Sally as she happily holds Kokomo's tail]
- Tom Neal - Announcer at Rodeo: two for the show,
- [the crowd eagerly awaits their riding attempt]
- Tom Neal - Announcer at Rodeo: three to make ready,
- [they begin their wildly haphazard and humorous attempt]
- Tom Neal - Announcer at Rodeo: and there they go! With Kokomo taking the lead, it looks like a homerun. Ride 'em, cowboy; or I-I mean cowgirl. At the quarter mile it's one down and one to go, with the odds against Kokomo. Yahoo! Stick with him, sister!
- [Tom and Johnny laugh with surprisement at Mary's oddly successful riding attempt]
- Tom Neal - Announcer at Rodeo: And she did it! They did it, and how! The winner, and champion! Weissmuller pays off! Yippee!
- [running over to Mary and Sally as they dust themselves off]
- Tom Neal - Announcer at Rodeo: Congratulations, girls, here's the five hundred dollars.
- Johnny Weissmuller: Now you go Kokomo.
- Sally, Mary: You mean Hollywood!
- [Kokomo bellows and rushes toward them as they run out of the way - 'The End']
