Josh Rodine credited as playing...
Hamlet • Kid
- Hägar: [Helga is cleaning and humming as Hagar comes home; she soon wipes one of the horns on his helmet, but Hagar shoves her away] Helga! Will you stop cleaning and listen to me? I thought the problem was the Viking Academy and Olaf, but they're as good as ever. The problem is the kids, and how *you've* been bringing them up!
- Helga: Look, if you think you can do better, oh great wise one, be my guest.
- Hägar: All right, watch this.
- [calls Honi and Hamlet]
- Hägar: Honi! Hamlet!
- Honi: Yeah, Dad?
- Hamlet: Whatcha want?
- Hägar: Look: you kids mean the world to me, but your mother's been letting you get away with murder. Well, it won't be that way now that *I'm* home. Honi, I forbid you to marry any man who can't meet Viking standards, so forget your engagement to that weird guy, Lute.
- Honi: Huh?
- Hägar: Hamlet, I forbid you to read any more books until you improve your Viking skills and the Viking Academy agrees to take you back.
- Hamlet: What?
- Hägar: We'll start working at it first thing tomorrow. Well, that's all.
- Hamlet: Gee!
- Honi: Aww!
- [they both leave, guilt-stricken]
- Hägar: So, whaddya think?
- Helga: I wouldn't get my hopes up for Father's Day.
- Hamlet: So you think it's wrong of me not to be glad Dad's home after he's ruined our lives?
- Honi: You mean wrong of us.
- Hamlet: [patting his books] I can't help it, I love books.
- Honi: And I love Lute, but I love Dad, too.
- Hamlet: Boy, I bet if we didn't love anything, we wouldn't be having these problems.
- Honi: Maybe there's a way to make *everybody* happy.
- Hamlet: Gee, that sounds good.
- Honi: I'll train Lute to be what Dad wants.
- Hamlet: If you could make a Viking out of Lute, I guess I could make a Viking out of me!
