Christopher Meloni credited as playing...
Detective Elliot Stabler
- [Looking through a victim's purse for ID]
- Olivia Benson: No jewelry. I always carry at least a pair of earrings in my purse.
- Elliot Stabler: Yeah, like you carry a purse.
- Olivia Benson: That's 'cause you carry it for me.
- Elliot Stabler: Heh...
- Det. Elliot Stabler: [sees Warner enter the restaurant where he and Olivia are eating lunch] An ME out of the lab? It must be big.
- M.E. Melinda Warner: I got the report back from the contents of the vomit.
- Det. Olivia Benson: Am I going to want to stop eating for this?
- M.E. Melinda Warner: Roast beef, mozzarella cheese, corn and raisins. Luckily, it had only been in the stomach a few hours, so it was only partially digested.
- Det. Olivia Benson: All right, I'm done.
- [pushes her salad away. Elliot shrugs and takes it]
- Neighbor: [a snoopy neighbor witnessed a rape and didn't report it] Do I need a lawyer?
- Elliot Stabler: For being a peeping tom? No, you just need a shrink.
- Det. Olivia Benson: Your one night as a bachelor and you go to the grocery store? That's lame.
- Det. Elliot Stabler: [shrugs] A grocery store with strippers.
- M.E. Melinda Warner: [performing an autopsy with the detectives present] No fluids present. Tests show spermicide common in condoms.
- [removes an organ from the body and weighs it]
- Elliot Stabler: This is fun.
