Leslie Grossman credited as playing...
Mary Cherry
- Mary Cherry: I lied about my secret. it's actually more shockin' and scandalous than all yours combined. I slept with Josh too, and Joe at the same time.
- Josh Ford: Hey! I'm not like that!
- Mary Cherry: Shut your dirty whore mouth, player player! But two men folk could not satisfy my carnal cravings. That's why Lily... slept with us too.
- Lily Esposito: I did not!
- Mary Cherry: Stop lyin', lil Lilly, you loved it!
- Lily Esposito: [on top of Mary Cherry beating her against the sofa] Mary Cherry, you are a total liar. I hate liars and I hate you!
- Mary Cherry: Oh, give me... just give me a minute!
- Lily Esposito: What?
- Mary Cherry: Stop trying to kiss me, Lily.
- Mary Cherry: What's it gonna take to get me on that squad? Everybody's got a price, even you, whore of Babylon.
- Nicole Julian: Funny you should mention demands, back-seat tease. I did some doodling in study hall. Now, obviously I'm a girl in need. However, seeing as we have history, I've decided to lower the list of demands from 300 to 1. Give me your knee.
- Mary Cherry: Never. I draw the line at amputation. But, um, I tell you what. I'll give you my uterus and we'll call it a day, okay?
- Harrison John: Mary Cherry, you are the most beautiful women in the world. Will you please cha-cha with me and be my lady?
- Mary Cherry: I'd thought you'd never ask, Jose. Shake your booty!
- Nicole Julian: [after punching out a girl for Cherry Cherry] I am one tough bitch.
- Mary Cherry: [amazed] You had my back!
- Nicole Julian: [pause] No one but me gets to push you around.
- Carmen Ferrara: [after catching Mary Cherry peeping on the boys in the shower] OK, I have to turn you in, 'cause this is wrong.
- Mary Cherry: No, no, no, no, wait, wait, wait, wait. Carmen, wouldn't you like to know everything there is to know about the mysterious, the debonair... Josh?
- Carmen Ferrara: Get rid of that fog, Mary Cherry.
- Miss Roberta 'Bobbi' Glass: What in the name of Bob Vila is going on here?
- Mary Cherry: It's her fault. She slipped me a ruffie!
- Mary Cherry: [after finding out they have been locked in the girls bathroom] Oh, my God, y'all. We're *caged*!
- Samantha 'Sam' McPherson: [tied up] I've lost feeling in my fingers.
- Mary Cherry: Aw. Poor boiling water over Sam's hands.
- Samantha 'Sam' McPherson: No I'm good!
- [Mary Cherry isn't happy with the pretty Asian exchange student]
- Mary Cherry: Exquisite, my ass!... Which Rocks!
