Carly Pope credited as playing...
Sam McPherson
- Harrison John: I thought that you of all people at this school would be different.
- Samantha 'Sam' McPherson: I am different.
- Harrison John: You want to be unique, sure. Just like everyone else.
- Lily Esposito: Herbal things. They guarantee breat size enlargement in days!
- Samantha 'Sam' McPherson: They're snake oil!
- Lily Esposito: I don't care what they're made of I need breasts!
- Samantha 'Sam' McPherson: I miss you so much Dad. I ache over it. I don't like the person I've become. I know you know I'm in a henious living situation now. In my heart I know you want my mom to be happy and she's trying so hard but I keep screwing it up. I feel like I never had the chance to say good-bye to you.
- Samantha 'Sam' McPherson: Drop those pills!
- Carmen Ferrara: What is it?
- Samantha 'Sam' McPherson: Sorry. Therapist/Client priveledge.
- Mike McQueen: [referring to Brooke's pork chops] Sam, you barely touched anything on your plate.
- Samantha 'Sam' McPherson: Oh I am a vegetarian.
- Jane McPherson: Since when?
- Samantha 'Sam' McPherson: Since I bit into those pork chops.
- Samantha 'Sam' McPherson: [tied up] I've lost feeling in my fingers.
- Mary Cherry: Aw. Poor boiling water over Sam's hands.
- Samantha 'Sam' McPherson: No I'm good!
