Another disaster from the jerk who made "Wet Science"

After watching the horrible porn video WET SCIENCE, I've been dreading sitting through the companion porno from the same untalented director, TOP BUNS. No, it's not a spoof of the Tom Cruise classic, and it's not even about posteriors. It's merely generic porn filler.

As IMDb clearly lists, there are no-talent slobs who manage to make hundreds if not thousands of porno films/videos with impunity. One little-known example (I advise you to click and see their list on this website) is the extremely obscure fetish label FM Concepts, which is credited with a mind-boggling 1200 titles in the last 20 years, all descriptively named such as their very first "Eat my Feet!" and other priceless crap like "No Shoes, No Mercy" and "Bound, Gagged, Barefoot and Vulnerable!". We can all be thankful that this anonymous Flesh Flasher was only permitted to perpetrate two junkers-and then, Out!

The gimmick this time is so ludicrous you won't believe it when I tell you - his all-purpose aphrodisiac to spur on instant sex scenes is a slot machine! The one-armed bandit is purchased by wife Liz Randall (a Lili Marlene type) from an antique shop run by Francois Papillon. Every time she pulls the handle on the one-armed bandit she gets incredibly horny.

Insulting video doesn't try to make sense or accomplish anything but killing off 75 minutes of a viewer's life with its inanity. Liz is married to Tom Byron, but frustrated and masturbates a lot. That changes when Francois delivers the slot machine to her home (and dutifully humps her), noting that the machine never stays with a set of owners for long. That premonition of suspense/horror or something interesting never materializes.

Buffy Davis and an uncredited Blake Palmer (more about him later) are neighbors who hump by a pool. Tammy White and Marc Wallice are another set of neighbors who have a vaguely s&m scene with odd paraphernalia and a hanging swing contraption -all for naught.

When Tammy visits and pulls the slot machine handle, we get a goofy lesbian bondage scene with Liz the manacled victim. Video mercilessly ends where it began, with Liz waking up in bed for an utterly routine sex scene with husband Byron, the entire farrago apparently just a dream.

A bad dream at that. For both of Flesh Flasher's videos, Blake Palmer has a sizable role but gets no screen credit, one of those quirks that makes folks like me who are interested in screen credits (and especially their absence) go "Hmmm....".

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