John Madden credited as playing...
John Madden
- Pat Summerall: That's the second time tonight a Washington player's been knocked out by his own teammate!
- John Madden: You know, there's a rule in sports, "Don't do anything great if you can't handle the congratulations."
- Pat Summerall: There is?
- John Madden: Yep.
- John Madden: I love to see a fat guy score.
- Pat Summerall: Why?
- John Madden: Because first you get a fat guy spike, then you get the fat guy dance.
- Pat Summerall: Players are not supposed to to be fraternizing with the cheerleaders.
- John Madden: Yeah, but what are they gonna do, fire him?
- John Madden: According to the Sentinels, it says Ray Smith is - hey, that's weird. No college given, no high school. It just says he's been a resident of the state of Maryland for the last two years and two months, and that he likes to embroider.
- John Madden: I think that guy's smoking on the field.
- Pat Summerall: Smoking? I'm sure you're just imagining that, John.
- John Madden: No, no, I saw it. I saw the smoke and everything.
- Pat Summerall: [Watching the Sentinels in a huddle, dancing from one side of the field to the other] Hey John, how long have we been calling football games?
- John Madden: I dunno 19 years?
- Pat Summerall: Have you ever seen anything like that?
- [Watching the dance]
- John Madden: Not on a football field.
