One of hundreds of slapdash videos directed by Ron Jeremy, the title spoofs Michael Cimino's flop, but the actual story is ridiculous.

Tiffany Storm, with a straight face yet, runs a Chinatown massage parlor where she insists that her girls only give massages: no nudity and definitely no hanky-panky. Of course the girls don't obey, so we get the oh-so familiar Oiler genre cliches.

Jeremy handles all this very sloppily, with scenes that make no sense, like a couple where the girls, hopefully facetiously, want to pay their male clients for servicing rather than vice versa. Worst segment has Peter North and his pal Don Fernando confronting Tiff after they've had sex with her staff and insisting that she have sex with them, too. She's offended by the suggestion, but seconds later is loving it.

"Miki Kurosawa" gets an "introducing" credit and no surprise -this was her only porn role. Ronnie Dickson has a double-vag scene and she soon moved on to specializing in bondage/fetish videos.

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