- Jessie: Prepare for trouble.
- James of Team Rocket: And make it double.
- Jessie: To protect the world from devastation.
- James of Team Rocket: To unite all people within our nation.
- Jessie: To denounce the evils of truth and love.
- James of Team Rocket: To extend our reach to the stars above.
- Jessie: Jessie.
- James of Team Rocket: James.
- Jessie: Team Rocket blasting off at the speed of light.
- James of Team Rocket: Surrender now or prepare to fight.
- Meowth: Meowth. That's right.
- Jessie: That boy on the poster looks just like you, James.
- James of Team Rocket: He does? I think he looks pathetic.
- Meowth: That's what she meant, James.
- Ash: If anybody's out there, you can come out. And if you're a monster or a ghost, you can stay where you are.
- Jessie: [after encountering a smelly Gloom] It smells TERRIBLE.
- James of Team Rocket: It smells like old sneakers mixed with rotten eggs and dead fish with just a hint of skunk fumes.
- Meowth: My nose feels like it's on fire!
- Jessie: Meowth, you don't have a nose.
- Meowth: Huh?
- [Looks at the empty space]
- Meowth: My nose! What happened? The stink dissolved it off my face!
- [pauses]
- Meowth: Hmm? Oh! Oh, yeah, I almost forgot. The cartoonist never gave me a nose.
- Meowth: Pikachu won't change. If it's going to battle Raichu, it's going to do it just as it is. It's going to battle in the name of all Pikachus!
- Jessie: This couldn't have worked better if we'd planned it.
- James of Team Rocket: If we'd planned it, it wouldn't have worked at all!
- James of Team Rocket: I can't see a foot my front of my face.
- Meowth: If you don't shut up, you'll see a foot in front of your face!
- Old Woman/Ghastly: I've been watching you. You're up to no good! And there's no good in your future!
- James of Team Rocket: Who? The police, the sheriff, the FBI?
- Old Woman/Ghastly: I see a young and beautiful woman who will lead you to a cruel fate.
- James of Team Rocket: I don't need a fortune teller to know that. Some woman is ALWAYS causing me trouble! It's a curse...
- Jessie: [stares suspiciously towards James] WHO exactly do you mean?
- Jessie: Just once, I'd like to make a dramatic exit that DOESN'T involve a life-threatening explosion.
- James of Team Rocket: Thundershock, Thunderbolt... I've been destroyed by Pikachu's attacks so many times I know them all by heart.
- Narrator: So the story continues
- James of Team Rocket: Drats! We just wasted this entire episode cheering for the good guys.
- Narrator: That's right James.
- Jessie: We may be mean and nasty, but we'd never turn our backs on a teammate in trouble.
- James of Team Rocket: As long as we're not exposed to any actual physical danger.
- Bryce: What kind of idiot would forcibly steal someone else's Pokemon?
- James of Team Rocket: Well, how many kinds are there?
- May: Hey! That's my egg!
- James of Team Rocket: Ahh! That's my Mime Jr.
- Jessie: We're here for Elekid and Pikachu.
- James of Team Rocket: TIME OUT!
- [James comes running out of Team Rocket's Golem machine]
- May: [May runs up to James] I'll trade you.
- James of Team Rocket: That sounds like a plan.
- May: Here you go!
- James of Team Rocket: Thanks.
- May, James of Team Rocket: Bye!
- James of Team Rocket: Ahh! My Mime Jr is back where it belongs.
- May: [Giggling] I got my egg back.
- James of Team Rocket: Now Where were we?
- Meowth: We were about to take Elekid and Pikachu.
- Meowth: [after successfully binding a Hypno and Drowzee to their metal-winged flying system] We got them! Now, we'll fly away with our catch!
- James of Team Rocket: I don't get it. Why didn't we do this from the beginning?
- Jessie: [referring to the show runtime] Well, we HAVE to fill a half-hour!
- Jessie: Where did you get all that chocolate? You're holding out on us.
- James of Team Rocket: This is mine. Remember? We all got one yesterday.
- Meowth: You ate half of mine.
- Brock: It's all too clear to me now. It was because of a painful separation from its mother that Larvitar is petrified of the outside world. With zero trust in humans.
- Misty: That Tyranitar must be Larvitar's mother.
- Ash: Poor Larvitar. Lavitar please you have to remember all of the good times that we had together.
- Brock: Not all humans are bad. You just have to give us a chance.
- Ash: I was so kicking your butt there, Misty!
- Misty: What? You know you lost with Butterfree!
- Ash: That was just Round 1. After that, I made a huge comeback!
- Misty: If Team Rocket hadn't busted in, I would have destroyed you!
- Ash: You're lucky they showed up; you were about to lose.
- Misty: Lose? I was just getting started!
- Ash: Oh yeah?
- Misty: Oh yeah!
- Brock: Oh brother!
- James of Team Rocket: I want food.
- Jessie: Stop that!
- Meowth: Yeah, that whining only makes you hungrier.
- Brock Harrison: When you have lemons, you make lemonade; and when you have rice, you make rice balls.
- Lily Williams: I guess you could say it
- [the pokemon match between Ash and Misty]
- Lily Williams: was called on account of "drain?"
- [laughs]
- May: Come on! I've seen slugma run faster than you. Nuuuuummmm!
- Max , Caterpie, Butterfree, Additional Voices: [growling] You are a slugma!
- Brock: [sighs] It's great to see those two get along so well.
- Flint: Pewter City is grey, the color of stone. My name is Flint, and you're sitting on my merchandise, young man.
- Ash: You sell rocks?
- Flint: Pewter City souveneirs, you want to buy some?
- Ash: No thanks. I'm traveling trying to become a Pokemon trainer.
- Flint: Well, your Pokemon is in bad shape. Come on, I'll take you to the Pokemon center.
- Ash: He seems like a nice guy.
- Misty: Are you sure?
- Flint: By the way, that'll be a two dollar charge for resting on my rock.
- Lily Williams: [to Seel] Which side are you rooting for?
- Nurse Joy: I know why you're surprised. I look like all the other nurses, don't I? My first cousin works in Pewter City, and my second cousin works in Viridian City. I think I'm the prettiest one, don't you?
- Surge: I guess you'll learn that playing with the big boys can be a shockin' experience.
- Jessie: If Pikachu loses this battle...
- James of Team Rocket: You're right! It's not worth stealing after all. We've wasted all this time.
- Meowth: Maybe you can steal Raichu.
