This lousy video raises a very old question -are these crappy porn videos crappy on purpose? I vote yes in this case.

It has some fake credits, notably director W. Bosley Delongprez which is rumored to be Anthony Spinelli, a great director reduced to perhaps this low level late in career.

At any rate, the story of guys addicted to betting on horses is as old as Damon Runyon, the only possible connection in the punning title. Joey Silvera's wife heckles him about his bad bets, while Brittany O'Connell is equally angry at her creepy husband Nick East.

The chief horse in question is named Anal Sex. There are many other moronic puns in what passes for a script but the low point here is beyond satire. Joey Silvera bets on Anal Sex and then we hear a voice-over of the call of the race. On screen is flashed an apology that the movie was too low-budget to film a live race, so there is none shown. As if we didn't know.

Plenty of anal sex is delivered. The movie couldn't be crummier if they tried, or did they?

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