Something of a sequel to a Biff Malibu junker, John T. Bone's "Return to a Tale of Two Titties" is merely a buxom stripper movie that looks like a Half Day Wonder, perhaps shot in an afternoon. With a couple of really crummy sets, including a strip club that looks to be 150 square feet small, it's a true nothing burger.

The four top-heavy actresses play it looking bored throughout, with extremely lousy stripping (just sashaying around a stripper pole) and then f*cking the customers. Tom Chapman plays the club owner/bartender, married to stripper Taylor Wayne, and he gets no screen credit despite having a scene humping her. Similarly, Wayne Summers pays Tom big bucks to have a private party -namely watching 3 strippers in lesbo action, and is also unbilled.

Nominal story has the girls wanting to get a break and be cast as dancers in some Broadway show. Leanna Foxxx goes as far as having casting couch action backstage with fake producers Ron Jeremy and Tony Martino. Same couch later hosts toplined stripper Daphne, humping her boyfriend Biff Malibu in what passes for a happy ending in which their dialogue is sloppily drowned out by loud music.

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