Lochlyn Munro credited as playing...
Marty Mackenzie
- Marty Mackenzie: Three things I learned being a private eye: never trust a girl, always get it on tape, and bring backup.
- Jack Potter: We're headed out to a town full of devil-worshipers on a tip from a dame who sees two-headed mules.
- Marty Mackenzie: Jack, in the detective business you cannot leave any stone unturned.
- Marty Mackenzie: So, what do you know about Danny Harkness?
- Skinny Woman: I know everything there is to know about Danny Harkness. He's my relative in three different ways. He was first cousin, my ex brother in law, and my nephew ones removed.
- Jack Potter: Who was it?
- Skinny Woman: We're talking about... Washington.
- Marty Mackenzie: My God, what, the governments involved?
- Skinny Woman: No, George Washintgon. That's right! The kid who couldn't tell a lie. Shocked? So was I. He's livin' right up in that old mine up on the hill. Him and Elvis and M.L. King and JFK and John Lennon and Harry Truman. They got a cult going on up there. The Blue Oyster Cult.
