Yet another of the hundreds of lousy porn features written by Cash Markman, "Porn in the Pen" manages to waste the considerable beauty of superstar Celeste in a stupid spoof of Women in Prison pictures.

She's incarcerated on a minor crime and jail guard Lynn LeMay gets to do a "comical" cavity search of her, in which all sorts of large and unlikely objects are found in her pussy, supposedly. It's about as funny and corny as the old Clown Car sketch at the circus.

Throughout, Markman loads up the dialogue with dumb jokes and even in-jokes. One "topical" in-joke pokes fun at a failed ABC TV series that I never heard of -so much for trying to be hip (him, not me).

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After shoving a meter maid, Celest is thrown into the pen, amongst killer Nikki Sinn and other bad girls.

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