LINDA & CHERI is typical of those porn features where sex scenes are slapped together without concern for linearity, plot or anything resembling movie technique. Something Weird made it available on Vol. 133 of its Dragon Art Theatre series.

Picture opens with John Seeman bragging to a young cutie in bed with him of his sexual exploits one day (and evening) while she was away in Hawaii. Improvised dialog is rather poor, and she doesn't mind his showing off, leading them to having a quality sex scene together, refreshingly sans music.

Following Seeman's money shot, a typical go-out (then back in) of focus transition leads to the film proper, which is simply the daytime and nighttime events Seeman was yapping about. Linda & Cheri have lesbian sex on a water bed as the theme from "A Summer Place" drones on.

Sun-tanned Cheri (played by Rose-bud Bush) goes to the pool where a bearded blond Bill Margold wannabe lays a lame come-on line on her but is rewarded with sex, accompanied by a funky piano version of "The Long and Winding Road".

Linda sees them together, pointlessly vowing revenge. Seeman and Jonathan Younger service Linda for some troilism action (and mixed combo in the bargain).

More mixed combo activity is delivered when Dashile Miguele arrives with another cute girl. After this lengthy procession of XXX footage, a party brings the cast together at night for an okay orgy, and pointless non-ending (orgy in pornland usually means THE END).

Title in IMDb is listed as 1970 which is impossible, given the careers of the main actors, who had not graduated to feature film roles as yet. IMDb also lists a release date of 1976, which is more likely.

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