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Nobody Knows Anything!

  • 2003
  • R
  • 1h 28m
IMDb RATING
3.3/10
773
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Mike Myers, Robert Englund, Janeane Garofalo, Virginia Madsen, Kristen Johnston, Tim Meadows, Alanna Ubach, Margaret Cho, Richard Kind, Ed Lauter, Michael Lerner, Wayne Rogers, Ryan Stiles, and Fred Willard in Nobody Knows Anything! (2003)
In this comedy about Hollywood, Sarah thinks making a movie is easy. With the guidance of her screenwriter uncle, she goes on a wild journey into the world of Hollywood where she meets crazy studio execs, insane producers and a gangster who agrees to finance her film - for a price...
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Sarah believes filmmaking is simple until her screenwriter uncle guides her through Hollywood's chaos of eccentric executives, producers, and a gangster offering shady movie financing.Sarah believes filmmaking is simple until her screenwriter uncle guides her through Hollywood's chaos of eccentric executives, producers, and a gangster offering shady movie financing.Sarah believes filmmaking is simple until her screenwriter uncle guides her through Hollywood's chaos of eccentric executives, producers, and a gangster offering shady movie financing.

  • Director
    • William Tannen
  • Writer
    • David Pasquesi
  • Stars
    • Linda Black
    • Alan Blumenfeld
    • Carmine Caridi
  • See production info at IMDbPro
  • IMDb RATING
    3.3/10
    773
    YOUR RATING
    • Director
      • William Tannen
    • Writer
      • David Pasquesi
    • Stars
      • Linda Black
      • Alan Blumenfeld
      • Carmine Caridi
    • 6User reviews
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    Top Cast51

    Linda Black
    • Usherette
    Alan Blumenfeld
    Alan Blumenfeld
    • Mayor
    Carmine Caridi
    Carmine Caridi
    • Frankie C.
    Margaret Cho
    Margaret Cho
    • Rental Car Agent
    Peter Cohen
    • Peach Protestor #3
    Stephen Colbert
    Stephen Colbert
    • TV Newsman
    Mike Connors
    Mike Connors
    • Joe Mannix
    Paul Dooley
    Paul Dooley
    • Warden
    Murphy Dunne
    Murphy Dunne
    • Psychiatrist
    Robert Englund
    Robert Englund
    • Jack Sampson
    Charles Esten
    Charles Esten
    • Conner Fulton
    Pat Finn
    Pat Finn
    • Robber #2
    Janeane Garofalo
    Janeane Garofalo
    • Patty
    Melissa Green
    • Young Miranda
    Archie Hahn
    Archie Hahn
    • Youth Leader
    Larry Hankin
    Larry Hankin
    • Blind Man
    Sebastian Hitzig
    • Sarah's Cameraman
    Kristen Johnston
    Kristen Johnston
    • Miranda
    • Director
      • William Tannen
    • Writer
      • David Pasquesi
    • All cast & crew
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    Related interests

    Bill Pullman, John Candy, Joan Rivers, Daphne Zuniga, and Lorene Yarnell Jansson in Spaceballs (1987)
    Parody
    Peter Sellers in Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb (1964)
    Satire
    Will Ferrell, Angela Grillo, and Lap-Gei Cheung in Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (2004)
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    • Trivia
      The title comes from a William Goldman quote from his book "Adventures in the Screen Trade", where he says that "the single most important fact, perhaps, of the entire movie industry" is that 'nobody knows anything'. If there is a Roman numeral I to this book, that's it.... Not one person in the entire motion picture field knows for a certainty what's going to work. Every time out it's a guess and, if you're lucky, an educated one."
    • Quotes
      • Virus: [speaking rapidly, pointing gun into mirror] You laughin' at me, huh? Huh? You laughin' at m- What am I, a clown? Do I amuse you? I'm what, I'm funny now? Huh? You must be laughin' at me; I don't see anybody else around here!
      • Patty: You're mixing your movies, dipshit.
      • Virus: What?
      • Patty: You're mixing your movies.
      • Virus: No I'm not.
      • Virus: [back to mirror] How the *fuck* do I amuse you, huh?
      • Patty: That's Joe Pesci.
      • Virus: No, Pesci wasn't in Taxi Driver.
      • Patty: That's what i'm saying. You're mixing your movies.
      • Virus: No I'm not.
      • Patty: [disgusted] Whatever.
      • Virus: "Whatever." Good response; I guess you win.

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    Details

    • Release date
      • October 2003 (United States)
    • Country of origin
      • United States
    • Language
      • English
    • Also known as
      • Sarah: Portrait of a Film School Graduate
    • Filming locations
      • Los Angeles State Historic Park - 1245 N Spring Street, Los Angeles, California, USA(Our two protagonists speak while walking throu grass field.)
    • Production companies
      • Echelon Entertainment
      • West Wind Entertainment
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    Tech specs

    • Runtime
      • 1h 28m(88 min)
    • Color
      • Color
    • Sound mix
      • Dolby
    • Aspect ratio
      • 1.85 : 1

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