Writer-director Stuart Canterbury's on another off-day with this mild and uninteresting porn feature, an excuse to feature big-breasted women. Title is meaningless, there are no strippers in sight.

Instead we listen to a boring conversation in a bar between Tony Tedeschi and Mike Horner. Tony tells how he met his wife and lectures Mike on how to get a woman to fall in love with you: a dumb spiell that boils down to "Look her in the eye, not at her chest".

So we see some flashbacks with plenty of sex with big-up-front actresses, including Angel Bust as a hitchhiker who, with Tony's future wife steals Steve Drake's vintage Thunderbird after he gives the female hitchhikers Bust and Nikki Shane a ride. Another flashback has Tony in the hospital, ogling busty nurses Tara Monroe and Bunny Bleu having Sapphic sex. Ultimately, Mike takes Tony's advice and it works - he picks up Rebecca Wilde in the bar and takes her home for a f*ck by the fireplace.

Uneventful sums up this feature aimed at big (fake) bust fans.

The romance genre features the theme of romantic relationships and emotional connections between characters. These stories focus on the development of love, desire, and intimacy between protagonists, often exploring the challenges, conflicts, and triumphs that arise in their relationships.

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A young man keeps getting in trouble because he just can't keep his eyes off of womens' breasts. His friend decides to help cure him of his "problem".

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