Bob Stephenson credited as playing...
Airport Security Officer
- Narrator: [24:45] Was it ticking?
- Airport Security Officer: Actually throwers don't worry about ticking 'cause modern bombs don't tick.
- Narrator: Sorry, throwers?
- Airport Security Officer: Baggage handlers. But, when a suitcase vibrates, then the throwers gotta call the police.
- Narrator: My suitcase was vibrating?
- Airport Security Officer: Nine times out of ten it's an electric razor, but every once in a while...
- [whispering]
- Airport Security Officer: it's a dildo. Of course it's company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of a dildo... always use the indefinite article a dildo, never your dildo.
- Narrator: I don't own...
- [Officer waves Narrator off]
