Mitch Spinelli is rather contemptuous in this breast-fetish video, sloppily made and decidedly unfunny. Jonathan Morgan's stupid overacting kills off the attempts at humor.

Tony Tedeschi plays Johnny Calzone a/k/a Breastman, talking with a dumb Italianate wise guy voice. He likes to shoot videos of busty girls, and with a snap of his fingers magically transports himself and breast-obsessed nerd Jonathan Morgan to "Breastland", which looks just like the rest of the video in a cheap way.

There's plenty of group sex on view and zero plot, with the finale being Morgan getting to hump Wendy Whoppers, saving the biggest (volleyball-size) breasts for last. Only surprise is a young Mark Davis, hard to recognize with a full head of hair and billed as "Mark David".

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