Inept from start to finish, "Spreading Joy" is a sad excuse for a porn-parody about Christmas. It's rendered unwatchable by starring Michael Morrison as Santa Claus -he's one of porn's least erotic would-be studs, and here fails to deliver a single required money shot.

With a grey wig or dye-job, Susan Hart reads her lines as Mrs. Claus as if staring at cue cards, and main femme star Gina Valentino can't hold a candle to her latter-day counterpart Gina Valentina. Fortunately, they performed in different eras, with their careers not overlapping to create any confusion.

The vignette structure means anything goes, but the endless groaners of attempted comedy lines and situations defeated my attempt to get involved with the material.

Caveat emptor, baby.

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Santa's mischievous elves are very frisky this Christmas Eve - as their usual route is sidetracked with sexual delights and holiday humping! Michael Morrison stars as Santa with the naughty Susan Hart providing holiday hard-ons as Mrs. Claus. The sexy elves get in on the Christmas cheer with everyone's balls getting more than merely decked! A ribald and robust romp...

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