John Leslie credited as playing...
Lance Hardy
- Lance Hardy: [after a publisher asks him to go home with his wife to discuss a potential sex book] You got a nice place here. So, ha, we're gonna, ah, you want me to do a little book by book, ah?
- Doris Micheals: Listen, Lance. Walter will never find out about this.
- Lance Hardy: Ah?
- Doris Micheals: He could never understand how I really feel about you. Only I understand, Lance. I know what you feel.
- Lance Hardy: You know what I feel?
- Doris Micheals: Listen to me, Lance! I am talking about a relationship here!
- [after having sex on her boss' table]
- Casting directors' secretary: Mr. Hardy, you spilled cum on Mr. Cox' desk.
- [laughs]
- Lance Hardy: Ah, that's too bad. Why don't you put some on Kuntz' desk too?
