Elmo Lavino credited as playing...
Harvey Cox
- [last lines]
- Bernard Kuntz: [hangs up phone] They...
- Bernard Kuntz, Harvey Cox: [in unison] quit. Both of 'em. *All* of 'em.
- Harvey Cox: What'll we do, Bernie?
- Bernard Kuntz: Somewhere in this whole starstruck town there's gotta be another guy with a big cock, a pretty face, able to cum on cue.
- [looks directly at camera, takes a puff of his cigar, and points at the viewer]
- Bernard Kuntz: You, fella, you out there, how 'bout you? You wanna be a matinee idol?
- [after auditioning TV Specialty Act who has a monitor in her private areas]
- Bernard Kuntz: What do you think?
- Harvey Cox: I don't know. What's the score?
- Bernard Kuntz: Not the game, schmuck! What do you think of the act?
- Harvey Cox: Ah, what's the big deal? She only gets one channel.
- Bernard Kuntz: [as the volume is high] Turn that thing down a little, would you, honey?
