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Alicia Silverstone and Benicio Del Toro in Excess Baggage (1997)

Quotes

Excess Baggage

  • Vincent: Do you know the best way to make a dream come true? Do you? It's to wake up.
  • Emily: You got a girlfriend?
  • Vincent: Nah, I gave that up.
  • Emily: Why?
  • Vincent: Because I always see the potential of failure.
  • Vincent: How stupid do you think I am, huh?
  • Emily: How stupid is there?
  • Vincent: I once stole a Ferrari with a Chihuahua in the back. He made less noise than you do.
  • Emily: Do you like my tummy?
  • Vincent: Yeah, it's nice.
  • Emily: Do you like my laugh?
  • Vincent: If you smile.
  • Emily: I know you like my car.
  • Vincent: Well, me and your car, we... never really got that close, you know.
  • Vincent: I've known this girl for two days, are you tellin' me I care more about her than you? You son of a bitch! You should've sold her when she was born for cash value, Mr. Business Man!
  • Vincent: Let's see... we've got rum, tequila and rum... Rum and tequila. What would you like?
  • Emily: You don't have to be drunk to kiss me.
  • Vincent: Well... I'm not drunk.
  • [kisses her]
  • Uncle Ray: Why? Did I beat you? Did I shoot you? In the groin?
  • Vincent: Are those options?
  • Vincent: We can do this the easy way or the hard way.
  • Emily: What's the hard way?
  • Vincent: It's harder... it's harder than the easy way. That's what I know.
  • Vincent: I got a Twinkie in the car. It's all yours, if you want it. Just make this call for me.
  • Vincent: You don't know where you are, you don't know who I am, and you're cuffed to my bathroom pipe. Honey, don't do me like that.
  • Vincent: [Uncle Ray is walking towards them with a gun] Think he's gonna shoot?
  • Emily: Yes, *yes*, Vincent! Run!
  • [both start running quickly]
  • Raymond: Yeah, right. That's what I'll do, give my car keys to a car thief.
  • Emily: Where are we going?
  • Vincent: Knotty Pines.
  • Emily: What do ya gotta go to Knotty Pines for?
  • Vincent: So I can meet my man, and tell him "Hey, Greg! It's so nice to see you! I just got robbed for $200,000! I enjoyed it!" "Whaaat, by who?" "Her uncle!" "Who?" "Her uncle!" I mean, is this science fiction or what?
  • Vincent: You're a real screwy kid, ya know that?
  • Vincent: I'm tired of tossing salad, if you know what I mean.
  • Emily: Oh, hi, Dad, I'm okay but, um... Daddy, he made me touch his penis.
  • Vincent: [Vincent hangs up the phone] Touch what?
  • Emily: Oops.
  • Vincent: [heard the mirror break] There goes the medicine cabinet.
  • Vincent: How old are you?
  • Emily: Twelve.
  • Vincent: Okay. If you say so.
  • Stick: [in car] She's got some ass, huh?
  • Vincent: Your mother's got some ass.
  • Raymond: What's your name?
  • Stick: [shrugs] Stick.
  • Vincent: Dickhead!
  • Raymond: Drive!
  • Stick: All right.
  • Raymond: I'm her uncle. Watch your mouth.
  • Emily: [Emily is cuffed to the sink in the bathroom after beating on Vincent] What... you're done? You don't wanna play anymore?
  • Emily: Hey, you gonna uncuff me?
  • Greg: [to Vincent] I'm not an accomplice for this. It's your doing, buddy.
  • Emily: What's your problem?
  • Greg: No problem.
  • [chuckles]
  • Emily: I see you're both graduates from the same school of public speaking.
  • Greg: Vincent, be careful of that girl. She scares the crap outa me.
  • Emily: [in Vincent's car] Do you mind if I have a cigarette?
  • Vincent: [snatches it from her] If you wanna smoke, you can smoke in the trunk.
  • Emily: [raises her eyes, finds another topic] What's your name?
  • Vincent: John Doe.
  • Emily: [repeats with irony] John Doe.
  • [fishes out another cigarette and is about to light up, but he grabs that away from her as well]
  • Emily: Why are we stopping? Do you have to pee? I'd like to pee.
  • Greg: [to Emily and Vincent] You guys make a great couple, you know? Like Bonnie and Clyde!
  • Emily: [on phone] Leave with your daughter in mortal peril? What will people think?
  • Alexander: What in God's name do you want from me?
  • Vincent: Mind if I ask you a question?
  • Emily: What?
  • Vincent: What are you running away from?
  • Emily: [shrugs] I'm not running away.
  • [smiles]
  • Emily: I'm just trying to get your money back.

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