Patrick Breen credited as playing...
Desk Manager
- Desk Manager: 73 minutes to deliver two suitcases and one garment bag. Do you have an explanation, Mr. Washington?
- Joey: Yes sir, I seem to be developing tunnel carpel syndrome in my wrist. I believe it's from carrying really heavy garment bags around. Now, I don't want to go on disability, and sue this company for millions of dollars, so I figured I would just pace myself.
- Desk Manager: Mr. Washington, everything you do... irritates me.
- Joey: I'm gonna go soak my wrists.
- Desk Manager: Can I help you sir?
- Haru: Yes, I am looking for a Sally Jones.
- Desk Manager: I'm sorry, I don't see anyone by that name in my computer, now if you will excuse me.
- Haru: I would like to rent one of your lodgings. Is the cost great?
- Desk Manager: Compared to what? A hut and a rice patty? Sir, we are a five star hotel, with 800 rooms, booked six months in advance.
- Haru: I have money.
- Desk Manager: I'm sure you do. Unfortunately, we don't take Wampum.
- Haru: Do you perhaps take gold?
- [pours out about 15 pieces of gold]
- Desk Manager: Front! Perhaps I shall send Dom Perignon to your room?
- Haru: I prefer to be alone tonight. Perhaps later I will meet your friend Don.
- Desk Manager: [to Joey] 1A.
- Joey: 1A. Ooww, my wrists. What have you got in here man, car radios?
