'Weird Al' Yankovic credited as playing...
Self • Various Characters
- Announcer: If you thought there were no more natural disasters left to make a movie about, you thought wrong. 60% Chance of Rain, the most horrifying new movie of the season. The weather got out of hand.
- Mayor: We can't go starting a panic, not during tourist season!
- Announcer: Only one man had the courage.
- Deputy Al: Mr. Mayor, I don't care what happens to your tourist season! Someone needs to tell these people that they might need a jacket!
- Announcer: To bring Mother Nature to her knees...
- Deputy Al: C'mon, people, let's go! Everybody in the rec room! We don't know what we're in for. C'mon inside, everybody!
- Announcer: When the barometric pressure increases, so does the terror.
- Boy: So we don't even know if it's gonna rain?
- Deputy Al: No, son, we don't.
- Announcer: 60% Chance of Rain. Coming soon to a theater near you, maybe.
- Hooded Avenger: Say, Al, what do you want to do today?
- Al: Well, we could pour maple syrup all over the rug and then lick it off...
- Val Brentwood: Nah, we did that yesterday.
- Super Harvey: Don't tell me evil alien pirates who look like giant fish and come from a planet where they use bagels for money are robbing every deli in the area.
- Fatman: Yup!
- Super Harvey: That is just SO typical!
