- Josephine 'Jo' Parnell: Look, I'll catch for you every day so you can keep your arm in tune. And Lester got this new satellite dish. So, come over and watch all the baseball games.
- Bobby Scofield: All I have to do is...?
- Josephine 'Jo' Parnell: All you have to do is help me catch a moose. One female moose. A young one. Help me build a raft and float it across to the island.
- Josephine 'Jo' Parnell: I was your only friend when you were a weird doofus from Toronto. I let you in on something great, because I thought you could do stuff, great stuff. Stuff nobody else even thought of. But now you're giving up on our plan. For what? So you can play ball with a bunch of townies who are afraid to let girls join their team?
