Dan Aykroyd credited as playing...
Jimmy Flaherty
- [Nick the landlord wants the rent]
- Mike O'Hara: Write a check.
- Jimmy Flaherty: It'll bounce.
- Mike O'Hara: Write it anyway.
- Mike O'Hara: Hey Scott! I heard Manute Bol is banging your mom!
- Jimmy Flaherty: Manute Bol! Your mom!
- Lewis Scott: Oh, that's whitty, whitey.
- Jimmy Flaherty: [playing Invent-A-Drink] This one is called Jimmy's Dick. It's short
- [sets down shot glass]
- Jimmy Flaherty: fat
- [sets another shot glass to the right]
- Jimmy Flaherty: but it fills the gap.
- [sets down one in the middle]
- Suzy: [handing Jimmy a hotdog] ...I toasted it just the way you like.
- Jimmy Flaherty: How'd you do that? There's no toaster around here.
- Suzy: I used my curling iron.
- Mike O'Hara: [Jimmy punched him] Why did you do that for?
- Jimmy Flaherty: I am sick and tired of your bullshit!
