Paul Freeman credited as playing...
Ivan Ooze
- Rocky DeSantos: Well, pack your bags. 'Cause we're sending you back right where you came from.
- Ivan Ooze: Gee, a teenager with a big mouth. Not much has changed in 6,000 years.
- Kimberly Hart: You obviously don't know how who you're dealing with, Mr. Raisin Head.
- Ivan Ooze: Really?
- Tommy Oliver: Yeah. We're the Power Rangers!
- Ivan Ooze: Whoo! Where's my autograph book? Ha! Power Rangers, huh? So, Zordon's still using a bunch of kids to do his dirty work. Well, meet my kids.
- [raises his army of Oozelings]
- Ivan Ooze: Oh the things that I have missed: the Black Plague, the Spanish Inquisition, the Brady Bunch Reunion.
- Zordon: You haven't changed, Ooze. You're still picking on creatures smaller than yourself.
- Ivan Ooze: Oh, put a sock in it, Z. Ten minutes out of the egg, and I'm already listening to one of your lectures. You locked me up into your stuffy little hyper-lock chamber and tossed me away into the depths like yesterday's trash. Do you have any idea what it's like to be locked up in a rotten egg for 6,000 years? It's boring. Not to mention I had a Charley horse since the Renaissance.
- Zordon: You won't get away with this, Ooze.
- Ivan Ooze: You robbed me of my prime. I was the supreme ruler of the most foul empire of the universe, and now it's time to pay the piper.
- Ivan Ooze: Taking over the world is one thing. Finding good help to run it for you, that's the killer.
- Mordant: Would you like me to make a few calls?
- Ivan Ooze: No need. I'm going to recruit the parents of Angel Grove.
- Goldar: Uh, no offense, boss, but they might find you a little disgusting.
- Mordant: [burps]
- Ivan Ooze: Well, I suppose you'll be the experts on that.
- Ivan Ooze: [grabs Mordant's snout] You forget. I'm a master of disguise.
- Mordant: How could I forget? I never knew.
- Ivan Ooze: First, I'll turn them into zombies and them order them to dig up my Ectomorphicons.
- Goldar: Uh, how you going to do that?
- Ivan Ooze: By showing them the wonders of the wicked with a little bit of Ivan's ooze.
- Rita Repulsa: What? You spent 2,000 years looking for a tub of snot?
- Lord Zedd: Patience, motormouth. Watch.
- [the slime oozes out of the egg and morphs into Ivan Ooze]
- Ivan Ooze: Ladies and gentlemen, the Ooze is back!
- Rita Repulsa: He's so handsome.
- Ivan Ooze: Why, thank you.
- Ivan Ooze: [to Goldar and Mordant] Now you have a choice. You either serve me, or you can join these insufferable dingle-dorks!
- [shows them Rita and Zedd inside the snow-dome]
- Lord Zedd: Goldar, get us out of here!
- Rita Repulsa: Don't listen to that purple booger!
- Lord Zedd: Don't you dare betray me!
- Goldar: Uh, we never liked those dingle-dorks in the first place.
- Mordant: You said it. They stink.
- Ivan Ooze: [after Entering the Command Center] Hey, pretty fancy-schmancy. I guess if you invest your money well in 60 centuries, you can buy yourself something pretty nice.
- Ivan Ooze: So they've all been destroyed?
- Tengu Warrior: Well, we were about to destroy them.
- Ivan Ooze: What? You didn't kill them? You call yourselves Tengu Warriors? You are Tengu curses! I should have you all stuffed and roasted!
- Tengu Warrior: But, master, there was this monster with huge sticks. It kept twirling them around.
- Ivan Ooze: Sticks? Did these sticks have a whistling sound?
- Tengu Warrior: Well, it was more like nails on a chalkboard.
- Ivan Ooze: Dulcea. That miserable, manipulating, loathsome she-devil of a witch! If she leads them to the Great Power, everything will be ruined.
- Tengu Warrior: You want us to take another whack at it?
- Ivan Ooze: How about taking another quack at it?
- [zaps the 10 Tengu warriors with a purple lightning bolt, they explode into black and purple feathers]
- Ivan Ooze: No time to waste. My Ectomorphicon machines must be unearthed by sundown.
- Ivan Ooze: [enters the Zedd's Palace] Hi, honey! I'm home!
- Rita Repulsa: You egg-sucking purple pinhead! The Rangers are going after the Great Power! I thought you said this guy was the master of disaster. He's nothing but a slime-infested jelly donut!
- [Ivan throws slime over Rita's mouth]
- Lord Zedd: Finally someone shut her up!
- Ivan Ooze: Your feebleness is staggering. You obviously need a vacation. I think circumstances force us to choose a new leader and I pick... me!
- [cackling]
- Lord Zedd: Who does this clown think he's dealing with?
- Ivan Ooze: The bogeyman is taking over.
- [sits on Zedd's throne]
- Lord Zedd: No one double-crosses Lord Zedd and lives!
- [zaps Ivan with his Z staff]
- Ivan Ooze: Oh, stop it! It tickles!
- [cackles]
- Ivan Ooze: My turn.
- [He transforms & shrinks Zedd and Rita both into a snow globe, cackling]
- Rita Repulsa: [in a munchkin voice] Way to go, bonehead!
- Lord Zedd: It's fitting so you can't trust anyone in this galaxy.
- Ivan Ooze: Oh, I love snow globes!
- [shakes the snow globe]
- Rita Repulsa: Earthquake, earthquake!
- Ivan Ooze: Now, you have a choice: You either serve me or you can join these insufferable dingle-dorks.
- Lord Zedd: Goldar, get us out of here!
- Rita Repulsa: Don't listen to that purple booger!
- Lord Zedd: Don't you dare betray me!
- Goldar: Uh, we never like those dingle-dorks in the first place.
- Mordant: You said it, they stink.
- Kimberly Hart: Um, you haven't by any chance seen a morphological being lurking around here?
- Security guard: Morphological being?
- Kimberly Hart: Yeah.
- Security guard: What the heck is that? Wait a second. Did it look something like this?
- [Morphs into Ivan Ooze]
- Kimberly Hart: [the Rangers jump back] Ew, gross.
- Ivan Ooze: You're too kind. Allow me to introduce myself, I am the galactically feared, globally reviled, universally despised - they call me Ivan Ooze.
- Lord Zedd: I want you to destroy Zordon so that my evil once again remain supreme!
- Ivan Ooze: I will not only destroy him. I will obliterate his entire legacy. It will be as Zordon of Eltar never existed.
- Rita Repulsa: Finally, a *real* man.
- Goldar: So, what are we going to do about the Power Rangers, o' my hideous one?
- Ivan Ooze: Ah, yes. The Power Rangers.
- [snorts and spits out a blob of purple slime]
- Mordant: Good distance.
- Goldar: Yeah.
- [the purple slime morph into 10 Tengu Warriors]
- Ivan Ooze: Shut your beaks! Now, my Tengu Warriors, you will fly to Phados, you will find the Power Rangers, and you will tear them apart!
- Ivan Ooze: Guys and girls, girls and guys. gather 'round and feast your eyes. I promise you all, you just can't lose. when you got your own supply of Ivan's Ooze.
- Ivan Ooze: From this moment forth the world as you know it shall cease to exist. Welcome to my nightmare!
