Alan Ruck credited as playing...
Stephens
- Stephens: First time in LA.
- Annie: Oh no, I live here.
- Stephens: No, mine. Oh that's just funny, you heard me wrong. Nah, I'm sight-seeing.
- Annie: Oh, really?
- Stephens: Yeah. I hate to use the word 'tourist,' but it's not like I can hide it...
- Annie: Not really.
- Stephens: [sigh] Did you know it took me three hours to get here from the airport? I got so lost. LA's one big place, but I guess you don't notice, seeing as you live here. I'm such a yokel. There, I said it!
- Annie: Oh jeez. You know what? I got gum on my seat, GUM!
- [sits on a different bus seat nearer the front]
- Jack: Where do we start?
- Harry Temple: All right, check the speedometer. If it's been fucked with, or loosened, or any wires? Do you see any wires or anything?
- Jack: Excuse me, ma'am. No, it's clean.
- Harry Temple: All right, then it's going to be under the bus. Probably rigged to one of the axles.
- Jack: I can't get under the bus right now, Harry. It's kind of in motion.
- Helen: Excuse me! Excuse me!
- Jack: Hold on.
- Sam: Access panel... ..in the floor... ..underneath you!
- Jack: All right, Harry. We're in. Passenger relay. Sir! I want you to take this. I want you to tell them what I see.
- Jack: Okay! We've got a wad! Pretty big!
- Stephens: There's a pretty big wad.
- Jack: Brass fittings...
- Stephens: Brass fittings...
- Jack: I think I can reach the circuit wire!
- Stephens: He can reach the circuit wire.
- Harry Temple: No, no, no! Don't! That's a decoy, classic!
- Stephens: That's a classic decoy!
- Harry Temple: What else?
- Stephens: What else?
- Jack: Hold on!
- Stephens: Hold on.
- Jack: Fuck me!
- Stephens: Oh, darn.
- Stephens: I can't be here. I can't, you know. This is the wrong bus. I mean, for me to... ... I can't die here.
- Ortiz: Hey, shut up, man. I've got a wife!
- Stephens: Oh, you do?
- Terry: Hey! So if you have a wife, and I don't, does that mean I'm expendable?
- Ortiz: Hey, what are you talking about, man? The guy's just talking crazy. It gets on my nerves. It gets on everybody's nerves.
- Stephens: Oh yeah? Well, I think I have the right to be a little bit upset, after all that we've been through!
- Ortiz: Why don't we just let everybody die in peace, if that's what's gonna happen, huh?
- [Everyone starts arguing over each other, Jack turns around]
- Jack: Hey!
- [Jack puts his hand on Ortiz' shoulder, calming everyone down]
