Matthew Walker credited as playing...
George
- Aunt Agatha: [Examines a flat tire] Looks like it was punctured by a... crow's beak. Oh! Stand back!
- [Tries to use Kelly's wand, but nothing happens]
- Aunt Agatha: Oh what a phony.
- [Throws the wand aside, Kelly goes to retrieve it]
- George: You were able to turn that man into a crow , madam.
- Aunt Agatha: That was easy. He was crooked to begin with. Without the moonstone, this requires muscles that I haven't used in years.
- Aunt Agatha: [searching for the twins, Oscar, and Mr. N] Drat! Drat! Drat!
- [Turns to George]
- Aunt Agatha: If we don't find them, I'm taking it out on you!
- George: I thought you might, ma'am.
- [Kelly and Mr. N are running, which gets Agatha's attention]
- Aunt Agatha: There they go! After them! Follow them! Head them off and bring them back for their punishment! Ha ha ha!
- Christine Farmer: Aunt Agatha, I'm going to be honest with you. Don's construction business isn't going very well.
- Don Farmer: Well...
- Christine Farmer: [Cuts him off] He's very good at what he does.
- Aunt Agatha: I'll bet.
- Christine Farmer: But, with the recession, a lot of people haven't been able to pay him what they owe.
- Aunt Agatha: [Turns to Christine and Don] So?
- Christine Farmer: So, we need your help. The bank is threatening to foreclose on our house.
- Don Farmer: Look, we're just asking for a loan, not a gift. Just until I pay the money...
- Aunt Agatha: I knew it! I knew you had a selfish reason for you to come crawling around here!
- [Walks over and gets in Don's face]
- Aunt Agatha: Oh! It's take, take, take!
- Don Farmer: [Tries to get up] Now...
- Christine Farmer: [Sits Don back down] That's not fair!
- [a long pause]
- Christine Farmer: All we have ever gotten from you in the last seven years is rejection and abuse!
- Aunt Agatha: If you think that's rejection and abuse, you ain't seen nothing yet!
- George: I took the liberty of preparing some tea.
- Aunt Agatha: Drop it!
- [George drops the tray, glass breaks]
- Aunt Agatha: Now take the liberty of showing these beggars to the door. They're out of here.
- Aunt Agatha: [Agatha's cat screeches loudly] Aah! My cat!
- [Pulls Christine from behind and throws her to Don, he catches her]
- Aunt Agatha: My cat! Aah!
- [Agatha runs outside, Christine and Don follow. George grabs the tray and walks outside a few seconds later]
- Aunt Agatha: [On the way to the witches' gathering] Step on it, I don't want to be late!
- George: We're already exceeding the recommended speed limit, madam.
- Aunt Agatha: Silence! I want you to drive faster!
- George: I assume you want me pause at the red lights?
- Aunt Agatha: Do I pay you to assume things?
- George: No, madam. In fact, you pay me nothing.
- Aunt Agatha: And you get what you pay for. Now shut up and drive! I'll worry about the red lights.
- [Uses her magic to sabotage the traffic lights]
- Aunt Agatha: Heh heh heh heh heh.
- George: There's someone at the door, madam.
- Aunt Agatha: Duh!
- George: Should I answer it, madam?
- Aunt Agatha: No, I'll answer it. You sit here and be filthy rich.
- [He gets the sarcasm and closes the door]
- Aunt Sofia: [Freed from the mirror] I'm back!
- [Hugs Lynn and Kelly as they giggle with joy]
- Aunt Agatha: [Shocked] How can this be? It's after midnight!
- Lynn Farmer: No, it's not! I pushed the clock ahead by five minutes!
- Aunt Agatha: You sneaky, despicable, underhanded...
- Lynn Farmer: No sense of humor?
- Kelly Farmer: Your witching days are over!
- George: [Confused] Where am I?
- Aunt Agatha: It is not midnight yet, there's still time!
