Stephen Dorff credited as playing...
Stuart Sutcliffe
- John Lennon: You can't do your solo spots any more, Stu.
- Stuart Sutcliffe: Why not?
- John Lennon: Because it's shite.
- Stuart Sutcliffe: Give it to me straight. Let's not beat around the bush.
- John Lennon: She thinks I'm queer, Astrid.
- Stuart Sutcliffe: Bollocks.
- John Lennon: You heard her. She thinks I fancy you.
- Stuart Sutcliffe: That's not what she said. What she said was she thinks we love one another.
- John Lennon: And what did you say?
- Stuart Sutcliffe: I might have grunted.
- [laughs]
- Stuart Sutcliffe: Ahhh, Liverpool.
- John Lennon: Home of...
- Stuart Sutcliffe: ...Liverpudlians.
- John Lennon: You know what it is I like about Liverpool, Mr. Sutcliffe?
- Stuart Sutcliffe: No, what is it you like about Liverpool, Mr. Lennon?
- John Lennon: I was hoping you'd tell me.
- Klaus Voormann: I liked your show. You had fun.
- John Lennon: Fun? You call that fun?
- Klaus Voormann: What do you call it?
- John Lennon: I call it three days and nights without sleep. I call it too long between drinks. I call it dying for a piss. I call it hard fuckin' day's night.
- Klaus Voormann: Is he always like this?
- Stuart Sutcliffe: No. You'd be surprised. He can be quite bitter and twisted.
- [Stu has just been badly beaten]
- John Lennon: You alright, Stu?
- Stuart Sutcliffe: How do I look?
- John Lennon: Put it this way - you'll get better. I'll always be ugly.
- Stuart Sutcliffe: I like the blonde but I prefer the brunette.
- John Lennon: Blondes have more fun.
- Stuart Sutcliffe: Says who?
- John Lennon: Swedes.
- John Lennon: Did ya shag her?
- Stuart Sutcliffe: She's a photographer.
- John Lennon: You'll never shag her.
