Tommy Lasorda credited as playing...
Coach Cannoli
- Coach Cannoli: Say, are you Coach Chester Lee?
- Chester: That's right.
- Coach Cannoli: I'm Coach Cannoli. There's a rumor that you, on your soccer team, dressed a boy as a girl.
- Dave Mullen: Cannoli, that is patently ridiculous.
- [turns to Chester]
- Dave Mullen: I'm sorry, Chester.
- Chester: [to Cannoli] I'm insulted. How can you stoop so low as to repeat a ridiculous rumor like that? How dare you.
