Juan Diego credited as playing...
El padre
- La madre puta: My son will not go out with that girl. Her mother's a whore! You should know, you know her well enough!
- El padre: That was ages ago. She runs a bar now.
- La madre puta: A bar? You mean a whorehouse!
- El padre: All women have a whorish side to them.
- El niñato: You may think it foolish, but it's good publicity. Panties for she-dogs, for their period.
- Amigo José Luis: It's a new line, we need new openings.
- El padre: Hadn't you quit? You really think people would buy dog panties?
- El niñato: If we're to be the empire of shorts, we must cover it all.
- Amigo José Luis: A leading American brand doubled their sales... marketing articles outside their regular line.
- El padre: This isn't America. We manufacture 35,000 mini-shorts. And we can't even cover the orders. The same thing happens with boxer shorts and regular shorts with a fly. Where on earth would we fit a special panty... for she-dogs in the production line?
- El niñato: Let me speak, Dad.
- El padre: What do you want? To make money or fool around? This is business, son. Basics, Hollywood, Regatta, Rock... those are good shorts. They're within our line.
- El niñato: And my ideas aren't?
- El padre: Our line is basically underwear for human beings. We know about that. Where would we sell doggies' panties? In Marbella, for dogs from the jet set?


