- Kryten: He evolved from cats, sir, just as your distant ancestors once swung from trees.
- Arnold Rimmer: Ancestors? His grandparents swung from trees.
- Dave Lister: How long have I been in stasis, Holly?
- Holly: Well I couldn't let you out until the radiation died down to a safe level. Really, you're gonna laugh.
- Dave Lister: [exasperated] How long?
- Holly: Just under three million years.
- Dave Lister: [in shock then pauses contemplatively] My baseball cards must be worth a fortune!
- Rimmer: Hey. What's that streaky blue missile thing that's heading towards us?
- Holly: Hang on, I'll just check my data bank. Apparently it's a streaky blue missile thing and it's heading towards us. AWOOGA! AWOOGA!
- Dave Lister: What's it feel like?
- Arnold Rimmer: Death?
- Dave Lister: Yeah.
- Arnold Rimmer: It's like being at an Amish bachelor party.
- [Kryten has asked where he might find the captain]
- Dave Lister: Your'e a robot, right?
- Kryten: Does it show?
- Dave Lister: Only to a trained eye!
