Garry Shandling credited as playing...
Larry Sanders
- Hank Kingsley: What about the time I chipped my tooth on the bathroom urinal? What the FUCK is so comical about that!
- Larry: It was a back tooth Hank.
- [under his breath]
- Larry: I don't know how you did it.
- Hank Kingsley: [giving a tour] And if you stop by here, you can say hello to my good friend, Larry Sanders.
- [knocks]
- Hank Kingsley: Hey now, Larry.
- Larry: Fuck off, Hank.
- Hank Kingsley: [getting back to tour] And over here...
- Larry: Hey Warren.
- Warren Beatty: [disinterested] Hey Larry.
- Larry: Hey listen, would you like to come on my show tomorrow night and just say hello and goodbye to me? Because it's the end of the whole thing tomorrow night.
- Warren Beatty: I could say goodbye to you now.
- Jerry Seinfeld: Anyway Larry, we're going to enjoy watching you in syndication, after this.
- Larry: This show isn't going to be syndicated.
- Jerry Seinfeld: Oh that's right, that's me.
- Hank Kingsley: Can I ask you a question, can I? How would...
- Larry: You're not going to go and come back, are you?
- Hank Kingsley: How would you feel if I started dating Beverley?
- Larry: I'd say it was your business, your life.
- Hank Kingsley: Well I'm not into interracial dating, it never works - sex is good but in the mornign cultural differences start to raise their ugly heads.
- Larry: I believe the cultural differences would occur with you and any woman Hank.
- Larry: You know in fact, Hank, what I was thinking was next year when we have the going away party, let me and Artie take care of the stripper because we can probably find one that doesnt know ya.
- Darlene Chapinni: I'm going to Hank's restaurant to drop off his reading glasses.
- Larry: I'll just drop you off round the corner.
- Darlene Chapinni: The relationship with you and Hank is so cool.
- Larry: I'll just drop you off round the corner.
