- [Martin reads from the referral letter he has written for Celia]
- Martin: "Celia was in my employment for three and a half years. She proved herself to be an efficient housekeeper and a lively and provocative conversationalist. I heartily recommend her services."
- Celia: You didn't mention my breasts.
- Martin: Celia has exceptional breasts. Would you like me to add that?
