Hugo Weaving credited as playing...
- [to a departing Martin]
- Andy: You killed Ugly.
- [Martin lifts cat out of garbage bin]
- Andy: I think you broke his neck.
- Martin: He's not dead.
- Andy: Oh shit! Sorry Ugly!
- Andy: Why would your mother lie to you?
- Martin: To punish me, for being blind.
- Andy: Does it really matter if she lied to you about some garden?
- Martin: Yes... it was my world.
- [Martin reads from the referral letter he has written for Celia]
- Martin: "Celia was in my employment for three and a half years. She proved herself to be an efficient housekeeper and a lively and provocative conversationalist. I heartily recommend her services."
- Celia: You didn't mention my breasts.
- Martin: Celia has exceptional breasts. Would you like me to add that?
- [confronts Martin after leaving restaurant]
- Andy: You may be blind, but you still have to pay for what you ate.
- Martin: I ate nothing. My meal never arrived.
- Martin: [to Andy] You must never lie to me.
- Andy: Is she your sweetheart, Martin?
- Martin: Hell no! Sweetheart? Celia has no heart.
- Martin: Why don't you tell me where we are?
- Celia: It's a surprise. You'll love it. You'll wish you'd brought your camera with you. Then you could have taken a photograph and shown it to your little friend - the one who describes things to you.
- Martin: You leave Andy out of this!
