Daniel Butler credited as playing...
Sheriff Cliff Binder
- Ernest P. Worrell: Sheriff Binder open up! It was awful, the thunder and the lightning, and it had great big teeth and things on its ears like this! It was at least this big and at least this long!
- Cliff: Whoa, whoa, Ernest, what's going on?
- Amanda: Ernest do you know what time it is?
- Ernest P. Worrell: Maybe Old Lady Hackmore was right, maybe it WAS a troll! Luckily I was there to beat it within an inch of its face.
- Cliff: Old Lady Hackmore?
- Ernest P. Worrell: Yeah the kids and I built a treehouse out there and she got REAL STEAMED.
- Amanda: You took Kenny and the kids out there? Trespassing on an old lady's property?
- Cliff: Yeah, but what happened?
- Ernest P. Worrell: Sheriff, I saw a troll! I really saw a troll!
- Kenny: Dad, something really weird WAS happening in those woods tonight!
- Ernest P. Worrell: Yeah, you gotta do something, Sheriff.
- Cliff: Now calm down, Ernest, you probably just had a bad dream. So pinch yourself.
- [Ernest pinches himself and screams]
- Cliff: and go home.
- Ernest P. Worrell: Oww! I'm not dreaming, this really hurts!
