Chris Wiggins credited as playing...
Cornelius
- Cornelius: We'll set up a committee, to discuss and interact,
- Pompadour: Then authorize a study to investigate the facts,
- Cornelius: Then summarize the data, to find out what we have to do! Get out all the files, we have work to do!
- Pompadour: We'll call in all the experts,
- Cornelius: To hear just what they say,
- Pompadour: What's their general agreement and consensus today?
- Cornelius: And then submit a survey, to get a public point of view!
- Pompadour: [cheerfully shouting] With colored charts, projected curves!
- Cornelius: Demographics, too! And then we'll stamp it, date it,
- Pompadour: Duplicate it,
- Cornelius: Double-space and collate it,
- Pompadour: Never fold or mutilate it, that will NEVER do!
- Cornelius: [in unison with Pompadour] Then send it to committee for review!
- Cornelius: Then we'll circulate a memo, to all the staff concerned,
- Pompadour: Discussing all our options, and note what we have learned,
- Cornelius: And then submit the matter to a thorough democratic debate!
- Pompadour: [excited and thrilled] It will be glorious, GLORIOUS!
