- Bob Hodges: [to his new partner] There's two bulls standing on top of a mountain. The younger one says to the older one: "Hey pop, let's say we run down there and fuck one of them cows". The older one says: "No son. Lets walk down and fuck 'em all".
- Danny McGavin: Hey you know, if you just cut me half as much slack as you do the rest of those assholes, I might just owe you one.
- Bob Hodges: I have, you do.
- Danny McGavin: Hey, Hodges, Uncle Bob. I don't have any problems with you.
- Bob Hodges: [Angrily] You got problems with the whole fuckin' world, and I'm in it... and I don't like it!
- Danny McGavin: You don't wanna get laid, man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you gotta talk to 'em.
- Leo 'Frog' Lopez: I know the routine, Homes. I owe you. You know, that's what makes this country great, hey, Homes?
- Bob Hodges: What's that?
- Leo 'Frog' Lopez: Credit! You got your Visa card. I got you, Homes.
- Dr. Feelgood: Hey man, these handcuffs are too tight.
- Danny McGavin: Well they ain't built for comfort, pal.
- Bob Hodges: Do you need anything?
- Officer Rusty Baines: [sarcastically] Jeez. I don't know Hodges. Maybe some of your valuable expertise?
- Danny McGavin: Hey, I doubt that. You guys are doing such a fine job that's why they call us out here at 3 o'clock in the morning.
- Officer Rusty Baines: Hey, why don't you flying CRASH guys go take a flying fuck.
- Danny McGavin: Hey, fuck you.
- Officer Rusty Baines: [scoffs at McGavin]
- Danny McGavin: Fuck you.
- Bob Hodges: You wanna look at pussy or learn about this job?
- Danny McGavin: Not yet.
- Bob Hodges: Not yet.
- [first lines]
- Diaz: Hey Hodges, what do you think about all those hot shot jitter bugs, huh?
- Bob Hodges: What about 'em?
- Diaz: You never went for this shit, did you?
- Bob Hodges: No way.
- [speaking to a gang member]
- other: It's a cold world blood... No Mercy; ain't that what you write on the walls?
- Bob Hodges: And there they are. The Ville. Crips. Crip de Ville. Stone fuckin' killers. They'll walk into your house, blow you away, sit down, eat, then leave.
- Danny McGavin: Is 21st street on our list?
- Bob Hodges: Nah. Poor fuckers are professional victims. Get their ass kicked constantly. Kind of a mixed gang. You got Diamond street there, the ville, and the projects on the west so they gotta fight their way in and fight their way out.
- Danny McGavin: They're fucked, huh?
- Bob Hodges: Somebody call my wife and tell her to come get me. Get my wife... Okay, I'm gonna rest my head a minute. Let me catch my breath.
- Bob Hodges: [1:49:50] Been lookin' for you, Frog.
- Frog: Are we gonna have a rapport, Hodges?
- Frog: Who'd you tell, Homes?
- Bob Hodges: Huh?
- Frog: Who'd you tell?
- Bob Hodges: Nobody.
- Frog: You're a fuckin' liar. I go and do a favor for your lousy partner.
- Ron Delaney: [trying to encourage Larry to leave Gang life] Hey Larry, you could make it out too.
- Larry Sylvester: How? Maybe I go to Hollywood. Be Eddie Murphy. Hey Frog, think America is ready to love two niggers at the same time?
- Bob Hodges: [sitting upside down after crashing their car] My wife wants to meet you. She says, uh, you can bring a date.
- Danny McGavin: Okay...
- Danny McGavin: Listen, about the other day...
- Bob Hodges: This has nothing to do with the other day.
- Danny McGavin: Shut up! What, I don't get to talk here?
- Bob Hodges: Talk.
- Danny McGavin: I'm sorry about the car. I fucking wiped out, what do you want me to say? Do you want me to say I'm sorry, and it will never happen again? I understand what you're saying. I understand what you're trying to do. But, I didn't sign up for CRASH to play nice to these assholes. You think you get respect? They just laugh, and bump somebody off, and I can't deal with that. And if you can't deal with me, well, I understand that, too.
- Bob Hodges: Do you want to second guess me?
- Danny McGavin: No, I want to go and bust... him.
- Bob Hodges: So what do you want to do, pull a fire extinguisher out of his ass?
- Danny McGavin: Well, I'll plant one there if I have to, and then you can pull it out, so you don't have to be dicking around in the car all the time!
- Frog: [29:17] So, you back in the jungles, homes?
- Bob Hodges: The jungles? This ain't the jungle, this is Disneyland, man.
- Vietnam Vet: The police ain't never gonna get anywhere, man. Shaking people down, shining the lights in our eyes, treating all of us like criminals, because of where we live. And right in front of our kids!
