Meshach Taylor credited as playing...
Anthony Bouvier
- Anthony: Julia, excuse me for overhearing, but I just want to add my two cents.
- Julia: [laughs sarcastically] Oh please... I just want to hear from EVERYONE on this topic! Call your friends!
- Anthony: No no, I was just going to say that you can't force yourself to start dating again if it isn't time. I know because there was a time where I wasn't interested in any romantic involvement at all. The whole idea didn't appeal to me, period... no matter who approached me, I just wasn't interested.
- Julia: Really, Anthony. When was that?
- Anthony: That was the day I entered prison.
- Mary Jo: Anthony, where have you been all morning?
- Anthony: The question should be, "Where have I been all night?" I'll tell you where I've been. I was locked in the basement of Suzanne's house!
- Allison: Oh, were you locked in there? I thought I heard something.
- Anthony: Did it sound anything like someone shouting "Let me out of here, bitch!"?
- Allison: [annoyed because Anthony has made her his "servant" due to the fact that her name isn't on the lease to the house] Oh forget it, I'm not doing this anymore!
- Anthony: Well then just go ahead and leave!
- Allison: You know very well I can't leave! Possession is 9/10 of the law if I leave, I don't have any chance of getting back into this house... but you are not driving me out of here, I don't care what you do to me.
- [starts to fake-cry]
- Allison: Well, I hope you're happy with yourself. Torturing me like this!
- Anthony: Oh now, don't start this, now you know that if you had just stayed in the guest room instead of trying to take over the whole house, it wouldn't have gotten this far.
- Allison: [still fake-crying] My tears don't mean anything to you, do they?
- Anthony: [short pause] Uh-uh!
- Allison: [stops fake crying] OK, let's move along to credit then!
- Anthony: [in a bubble bath, ringing a bell persistently]
- Allison: [walks into bathroom exasperated] What is it this time?
- Anthony: I need a hand towel.
- Allison: I already gave you a hand towel!
- Anthony: Well this one isn't fluffy enough!
- Allison: This one is PLENTY fluffy, I fluffed it myself!
- Anthony: Well, you need to work on your fluffin'!
