Steve James credited as playing...
Jackson
- Jackson: Have you ever heard of ninjutsu sir?
- Colonel Hickock: What's that?
- Jackson: The secret art of assassination.
- Colonel Hickock: Yeah of course I have!
- Jackson: Well according to witnesses testimony and evidence, this massacre was the work of ninjas.
- Jackson: You don't need money. Hey, what'cha need? Glad to see you're still human. She's cute, isn't she?
- Joe: Who?
- Jackson: Whooo? Hey look, you may have kicked my ass. But you did not make me blind.
- Joe: Jackson, she's the colonel's daughter.
- Jackson: I know, but nobody's perfect. But she is cute, isn't she? Isn't she? Huh? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're jiggling. You're jiggling. I knew I've touched something again. Ha ha ha, yeah.
- Jackson: [Jackson has just lent Joe his motorcycle, so that Joe can sneak off their Army base - where he's been wrongfully confined - to the local country club] Charley, I wanna talk with you about your future. You're gonna put on working fatigues, then come right back and help me cover for Joe. Any questions?
- Pvt. Charley Madison: One: What's all this got to do with my future?
- Jackson: Because, if you don't go along with all this, you ain't gonna *have* a future. Capisce?
